Well, the ticket to Boston is now booked. Fate is taking inexorable charge of guiding me towards a certain moment of humiliation in space-time. Even the guidebook has been purchased. I haven’t been to the States for over 10 years and when I went that one time, I went to New York. Now I’m sure that Boston is super, but it has to be said that the guidebook is somewhat thinnner than the NYC one and – apart from Harvard University – I can’t really think of anything Bostonian in terms of monuments and sights. Laidback tourism and pottering about is all very well, but I’m pretty hot on ticking off that Statue of Liberty, those Twin Towers (erm…) and that revolving restaurant at the top of the (Marriott, was it?) hotel with choppers zooming around at eye level between skyscrapers while I sip giant Woo-Woos. On the face of it, the lack of monuments and lack of alcohol consumption do tend to indicate that the whole Boston experience may turn out to be a slightly paler concoction in comparison.
Isn’t it ironic? was playing in the gym as I walked in. Which was ironic. Especially as that song isn’t about irony. But I suppose ‘Isn’t it just jolly rotten bad luck?’ doesn’t sound quite the same. You spend a heap of cash on fancy trainers, post pictures of them in a fit of enthusiasm and walk around in them all day to break them in and sort of feel a little bit like you’re starting to look and act like a real runner – and all they do is chew up both your feet. Thanks, ASICS. Why spend nothing, wear the good trainers you already had and walk out of the gym without a care in the world? Because…THAT JUST WOULDN’T BE LIFE, WOULD IT?
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Week 10 of 13. 20 minutes run. 1 minute walk. 41 minutes. Session 2 of 3. Walk pace: 4.5 km/h. Run pace: 6.8 km/h. Walk pace slightly decreased as I deserved a bloody break between these two big slices of running. This whole thing is starting to feel less like a charade, it has to be said.